Diamonds Are Newt's Best Friends

In honor of today's South Carolina primary, I have a new game. To show some respect to both Newt Gingrich's $500,000 line of credit at Tiffany and his reported request for an open marriage, let's play:

"Rock's Off: What Would It Take For You To Shtup Newt?"

Ready, let's go:

Key ring, $275.

(Oh hell, don't insult me. NO)

Tiffany Jazz diamond drop earrings, diamonds in platinum, $6,300.

(Still no)

Grace ring, platinum and diamonds, $4,900

(pretty, but no)

Pear-shaped pink diamond ring, $1.2 million

(Elizabeth Taylor-sized no)

Custom gold-sapphire-diamond necklace, $155K

(Oscar Night no)

Round diamond platinum bracelet, $110,000

(down payment on a nice house-sized NO)

Residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, priceless

(Presidential seal no. And I also wouldn't vote for you if you were the last candidate on Earth. OK, maybe if you procured the pink diamond. But then I would have to tell CNN's John King about it).